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Post by mackenzie kendall alexander on Sept 23, 2012 21:58:29 GMT -5
[style=font-family:wire one; font-size:35px; text-align:center;]BIG MAC IS ONLINE. |
[/td][td][/td][/tr] [tr][td] [/td][td] hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so, PICK UP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING PHONE WHEN I CALL YOU, TYLER! [/td][/tr][/table] currently listening to: the voices in my head ;) [/style][/center]
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Post by cornelius tyler van locke on Sept 23, 2012 22:53:20 GMT -5
[style=background-color: #ccc; opacity: 0.4; width:300px; height:200px;][style=font-size:10px; padding:5px; text-align:justify;][style=font-family: impact; font-size: 21px; text-align: center; text-transform: uppercase; border-bottom:dotted #FFFFFF; padding:7px; dotted #202020; letter-spacing:3px; line-height: 21px;]tylovesyou is online BITCH, i have my phone on. it's just.... missing....
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Post by mackenzie kendall alexander on Sept 23, 2012 23:03:25 GMT -5
[style=font-family:wire one; font-size:35px; text-align:center;]BIG MAC IS ONLINE. |
[/td][td][/td][/tr] [tr][td] [/td][td] HOE! go find it then! take that shit off vibrate so when i call you, you'll hear it and answer me! your underage girlfriend wanted to talk to you and you freakin' let her down! [/td][/tr][/table] currently listening to: the voices in my head ;) [/style][/center]
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Post by cornelius tyler van locke on Sept 23, 2012 23:39:51 GMT -5
[style=background-color: #ccc; opacity: 0.4; width:300px; height:200px;][style=font-size:10px; padding:5px; text-align:justify;][style=font-family: impact; font-size: 21px; text-align: center; text-transform: uppercase; border-bottom:dotted #FFFFFF; padding:7px; dotted #202020; letter-spacing:3px; line-height: 21px;]tylovesyou is online i told you it's missing. how can i turn it on vibrate (oh baby) when i can't even find the stupid thing? and underaged girlfriend? oh wait. jazzy haha. at least it better be jazzy. i don't remember any girls recently.... tell her uncle ty will take her out for ice cream tomorrow!
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Post by mackenzie kendall alexander on Sept 24, 2012 8:30:59 GMT -5
[style=font-family:wire one; font-size:35px; text-align:center;]BIG MAC IS ONLINE. |
[/td][td][/td][/tr] [tr][td] [/td][td] i mean when you find it, genius! :P and your underage girlfriend decided that she wasn't going to wait any longer and is now taking a nap. and if you're taking her out for ice cream tomorrow, you'd better be buying for me too! :D [/td][/tr][/table] currently listening to: the voices in my head ;) [/style][/center]
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Post by cornelius tyler van locke on Sept 25, 2012 18:45:26 GMT -5
[style=background-color: #ccc; opacity: 0.4; width:300px; height:200px;][style=font-size:10px; padding:5px; text-align:justify;][style=font-family: impact; font-size: 21px; text-align: center; text-transform: uppercase; border-bottom:dotted #FFFFFF; padding:7px; dotted #202020; letter-spacing:3px; line-height: 21px;]tylovesyou is online did she decide for a nap or did daddy mac decide? or momma onyx? haha. you two are adorable parents. no wonder my little girlfriend is so darn cute! haha.
i'll put it on ring once i find it. i've literally been circling my room in my chair trying to find the stupid thing. ugh! and no ice cream for you! it's my time to spoil princess!
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Post by mackenzie kendall alexander on Sept 28, 2012 17:56:48 GMT -5
[style=font-family:wire one; font-size:35px; text-align:center;]BIG MAC IS ONLINE. |
[/td][td][/td][/tr] [tr][td] [/td][td] momma onyx said she had to, daddy mac just had to follow through with the plan, otherwise, no booty. the kid has good genetics. can only hope that her siblings will have the same luck. and of course my princess is darn cute. i helped make her. :)
at this rate, you'll never find it... she'll be lonely all night long.i don't know how you can lose your phone. mine is always in my hand or in my pocket. no ice cream for me, no princess for you. :P [/td][/tr][/table] currently listening to: the voices in my head ;) [/style][/center]
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Post by cornelius tyler van locke on Sept 29, 2012 21:10:32 GMT -5
[style=background-color: #ccc; opacity: 0.4; width:300px; height:200px;][style=font-size:10px; padding:5px; text-align:justify;][style=font-family: impact; font-size: 21px; text-align: center; text-transform: uppercase; border-bottom:dotted #FFFFFF; padding:7px; dotted #202020; letter-spacing:3px; line-height: 21px;]tylovesyou is online yeah yeah you and your sexiness helped i suppose. haha. oh i see. so momma onyx wears the pants that you get to take off? haha
well if i hadn't chucked it across my room earlier today, it probably wouldn't be so much of a problem of trying to find it. i thought it had slid on the hardwood underneath my bed but nope. maybe i should actually look where it lands next time i throw it....
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Post by mackenzie kendall alexander on Feb 19, 2013 10:17:45 GMT -5
BIG MAC IS ONLINE. | | | yes, it definitely did; even if she looks a lot more like nyx than me. and yes, as a matter of fact, she does. and i enjoy taking those pants off.
maybe you shouldn't throw it across the room at all. throw the remote or a cd or something across the room instead. they're easier to replace. |
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